Doomsday

How weird is it that we live in a world where this isn't something from a sci-fi movie but rather a pretty good plan?

Blame it on the student loans

Observation while driving: If the stickers in the back window of your car are for Stanford University and Harvard Law School, I would think you'd be capable of applying them in the center of the window, rather than slightly askew and asymmetrical. But then again, if you're a Stanford and Harvard Law grad, why the fuck are you driving a Ford Taurus?

Favorite public restroom notice

We aim to please. You aim, too, please.