When did it become trendy for fortune cookies not to have an actual fortune in them? Yes, they still have that miniature piece of paper with a phrase on them, but most of them aren't fortunes. Instead they dole out horoscope-esque advice (Taking a chance at work may pay off in the long run) or lame, generic compliments (You are a thoughtful friend).
Posted in my workspace is the best non-fortune fortune cookie I've ever opened. It's especially fun for someone who fancies himself a writer. It reads: "You are not illiterate."
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That's awesome! And I totally agree. The last actual fortune I remember getting was on my birthday a few years ago. It said 'You will win the lottery someday.' The Chinese phrase on it was Happy Birthday. So i got that going for me...which is nice!
That's hilarious. I'd like to think I don't believe in any of that BS, but I'd buy lottery tickets if I were you!
My favorite forutne cookie read "I hope you enjoyed your dinner. It may be your last."
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