Ha! Sam's Club or Costco is a must-have for any good suburbanite. Staples (paper products, detergent, food, etc.) are WAY cheaper there. Don't hate on me just because you don't have a basement or room for a chest freezer.
Of course, the tradeoff is that I live 40 min. from downtown whereas you can see the Metrodome from your building's rooftop ...
Touche. But you can keep your noisy, cramped condo life and I'll enjoy clean air, a green yard and the creek abutting my property line. Also, remember which one of us was robbed at knifepoint near home?
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You have a Sam's Club membership? Shopping for a minivan, too?
Ha! Sam's Club or Costco is a must-have for any good suburbanite. Staples (paper products, detergent, food, etc.) are WAY cheaper there. Don't hate on me just because you don't have a basement or room for a chest freezer.
Of course, the tradeoff is that I live 40 min. from downtown whereas you can see the Metrodome from your building's rooftop ...
You live 40 minutes from downtown and gas is four bucks a gallon. You can keep your 9 gallon jar of mayonnaise and I'll walk to Kowalski's.
Touche. But you can keep your noisy, cramped condo life and I'll enjoy clean air, a green yard and the creek abutting my property line. Also, remember which one of us was robbed at knifepoint near home?
I have a story about being mugged...you've got to go mow the lawn.
Precisely.
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